Here's the opening paragraph from Barbara Ehrenreich's latest column, simply titled "Clitoral Economics":

With all the talk about how to stimulate it, you'd think that the economy is a giant clitoris. Ben Bernanke may not employ this imagery, but the immediate challenge-and the issue bound to replace Iraq and immigration in the presidential race-is how best to get the economy engorged and throbbing again.

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Clitoral Economics [The Huffington Post]