Why are Brazilian women so hot?

January 15, 2008 2:40 AM | 1 Comment

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I stumbled upon this rather funny article today, discussing the never-ending topic why the hell are Brazilian women so hot. Here's the money line:

The Portuguese colonists had a great deal of sex with each other and their African slaves, which leads to Spanish/African mixed babies, which, when you combine the hearty strength of a manual laborer with the suntanned body of a Portuguese colonist, lead to genetic hotness (if you don't believe me, eat pieces of caramel and dark chocolate at the same time).

The article also "uncovers" the truth behind the infamous Brazilian waxing:

Their minds must be on sex on the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more sex and more hairless vulvas.

It just seems that Brazil's number one export are hotties and supermodels like Gisele Bundchen, Juliana Martins and Alessandra Ambrosio (pictured above).

I think am off to Rio very soon...

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  • Alessandra Ambrosio,
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1 Comment

frisky? | January 15, 2008 5:44 PM | Reply

haha! i dont know what it is and I dont care... they sure ARE hot!

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