Why are Brazilian women so hot?

January 15, 2008 2:40 AM | 6 Comments

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I stumbled upon this rather funny article today, discussing the never-ending topic why the hell are Brazilian women so hot. Here's the money line:

The Portuguese colonists had a great deal of sex with each other and their African slaves, which leads to Spanish/African mixed babies, which, when you combine the hearty strength of a manual laborer with the suntanned body of a Portuguese colonist, lead to genetic hotness (if you don't believe me, eat pieces of caramel and dark chocolate at the same time).

The article also "uncovers" the truth behind the infamous Brazilian waxing:

Their minds must be on sex on the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more sex and more hairless vulvas.

It just seems that Brazil's number one export are hotties and supermodels like Gisele Bundchen, Juliana Martins and Alessandra Ambrosio (pictured above).

I think am off to Rio very soon...

Tags:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio,
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6 Comments

frisky? | January 15, 2008 5:44 PM | Reply

haha! i dont know what it is and I dont care... they sure ARE hot!

marcos | October 17, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply

Of course brazilian people is hot
I have no idea why, but they are MORE THAN SMOKING HOT, THEY'RE FIRE BURNING!!!!!!!

Ron Feather | November 25, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply

The best I ever had!!!

Isaura Denger | January 23, 2010 10:44 PM | Reply

That's really cool...any other thoughts?

Rossa Rooney | February 2, 2010 12:48 AM | Reply

I read that the Portuguese impregnated everything that moved including both the Aboriginal and African women. Awesome!

Pietro D'Alessio | March 9, 2010 5:42 PM | Reply

Dumb, Those models are not 100% portuguese, they are hot because they are mixed. Bundchen is GERMAN. Ambrosio is ITALIAN.

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